| 10)
|
E-Mail
messages from Bear, Fonzie, Wozzo, etc |
| 9)
|
Your
screensaver suddenly shows pictures of large cages, bird toys, playgyms, etc. |
| 8)
|
You find
you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.rec.birdtoys and alt.fan.nestboxes
(or alt.binaries.xxx.plucked!) |
| 7)
|
Your web
browser has a new home page: http://www.quakerville.com/. |
| 6)
|
Your mouse has
beak marks or toenail scratches on it |
| 5)
|
Your downloads
folder is full of flight simulators. |
| 4)
|
Your keyboard
has a new look - green and white abstract art. |
| 3)
|
You keep
getting new software in the mail like SimNest 2000 and WarBird II. |
| 2) |
Your default
IRC nick has been set to "PrettyBird" |
|
AND
THE NUMBER ONE Sign Your Quaker Has Learned to Use Your Computer:: |
|
| 1) |
Your
"beep" sound has been changed to a scratchy little voice saying "Stupid
Human!" |
